lørdag, august 18, 2007

Jihad

Jihad, the musical, med hits som “The Suicide Song” og ”I wanna be like Osama”:

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Klaus Seistrup sagde ...

Lyrics:

I wanna be like Osama
I wanna bomb a path to fame across the earth
I know people may abhor me, but by God they won’t ignore me
When the CIA determines what I’m worth.
I will delegate the killing to the malleable and willing
But be sure to have top billing when the news gets around,
Please make me like Osama B.
I’ll be Islamically renowned

I wanna be like Osama
I want aplomb, allure and flair that can convince
If I hadn’t been so rowdy, they’d have let me stay in Saudi,
But I couldn’t play the big leagues as a prince.
So I film eloquent reminders that the Yanks have yet to find us,
Though we’re happy to attack them on home ground!
Please make me like Osama B.
I’ll be Islamically renowned!

And they will speak of me throughout history,
Oh, what bliss to be al Mansour
I’ll enact my plan, be the bogeyman
With a brand new holy war

I wanna be like Osama
I wanna wear designer clothes beneath a robe
While my lackeys loom like vultures, I’ll declare a clash of cultures,
Kill civilians by the millions round the globe
Grow a beard down to my navel, conquer YouTube, get on cable,
And be wealthier than any man I know
Please make me like Osama B.
With an Al Jazeera Show!

Who could ask for more, to be six-foot-four,
Oh, the name Mansour will be known
And I won’t be missed on the wanted list,
With a jihad of my own! Yes a jihad of my own

I wanna be like Osama
I want celebrity and riches that astound
Please make me like Osama B.
I’ll be Islamically renowned! I’ll be Islamically renowned